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Class Will Out

Monday, March 8, 2010 — Finding a parking space in Portsmouth can be a challenge for anyone. Those who appreciate the finer things in life are used to taking these challenges in stride, however — the driver of this Mercedes-Benz E350 ($48,000 – $86,000), for instance. Early Monday afternoon, he parked his elegant buggy (New York plate number EUW 1284) athwart the crosswalk at High and Congress streets.

The driver did not appear to be particularly thrilled when he saw that his handiwork was being documented. To his misfortune, however, there were no officers of the law on hand to apprehend our Wandering Photographer on charges of infringing upon his privacy.

The Robin Hood Tax

Tuesday, February 23, 2010 — The alleged editor of this venerable institution just became the 29,330th person to join the band of merry men and women supporting the Robin Hood Tax. Granted, this effort is focused on Great Britain, a land whose monarch we renounced centuries ago. That does not, however, invalidate the concept.

Our mischievous readers might like to visit robinhoodtax.org.uk to give their own opinion. When last we checked, “Yes” had 61,322 votes, while “No” had just 6,097.

News Noise


Monday, February 15, 2009 — For the better part of an hour, helicopters have been circling over the Hilton Gardens Hotel in Portsmouth, covering a carbon monoxide incident. One woman was reported to have been found unresponsive, and eleven people have been treated for symptoms of carbon monoxide exposure. Everyone in the downtown area has been subjected to more than an hour of gratuitous noise.

Resources for Overturning Corporate Personhood

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 — Our paper this Friday will contain another intemperate Fortnightly Rant against the pernicious legal fiction of corporate personhood. What is corporate personhood? “Slavery is the legal fiction that a person is property. Corporate personhood is the legal fiction that property is a person.” Friday’s Rant will conclude by steering people here for the following links:

So far as we have been able to determine, The Program on Corporations, Law, and Democracy got the ball rolling by researching this problem starting in the early 1990s.

Here’s their Wikipedia entry.

A valuable timeline of the history of corporate personhood, based on the work of POCLAD, is here.

And for fighting back, let’s start with Reclaiming Democracy.org.

Comments are open — Readers are invited to suggest additions.

Congratulations, Rodman Philbrick!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 — This just in: Rodman Philbrick, who writes our Moving Picture reviews, has received a Newbery Honor for The Mostly True Adventures of Homer P. Figg, “a rip-roaring tale that follows Homer Figg as he sets off to find his brother in the thick of the Civil War.

The Newbery Honor is quite a distinguished award. Rod, though, being the modest sort of guy he is, didn’t even mention it when he sent in his last review.

The Forty-Second Hate

Friday, January 22, 2010 — Well now: Scott Brown is about to take the Senate seat once held by Teddy Kennedy and the Supreme Court has un-muzzled those “legal persons” formerly known as corporations, even as human persons of the homosexual persuasion are being deprived of their legal rights.

Interesting times. Just to stay in step, we’ll post this phone message we received a few months ago from a dissatisfied reader. It’s followed by our transcription, but we recommend listening, too. Otherwise you’ll miss the full flavor.

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Yea I’ll talk to the machine after the beep.

Listen you liberal scumbag, you anti-American, pot-smokin’, Volvo-drivin’, [?] tree-huggin’ son of a bitches that are wrecking our patriotic America: we ought to kick your wussy ass.

Stop your global whining.

Shame on all of you.

Shame on all of you Commies and supporting advertisers.

How you can even cease to exist is beyond my imagination.

Thank God we don’t have your paper up here in my town.

Thank God I don’t live in your town.

Thank God your paper isn’t representative of the U.S. as a whole.

Whoever that was, thanks for calling. If you should happen to find this, maybe you could help us with that part we couldn’t transcribe. You have the number.



Another Brick in the Wall

scotusThursday, January 21, 2010 — Congratulations, Citizen! Now that the Supreme Court has ruled in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, you and Exxon-Mobil are now equal under the law.

In the following press release, The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund (CELDF) responds lucidly and appropriately to the latest outrage from the Supreme Court. Building on essential work done by the Program on Corporations, Law and Democracy (POCLAD), CELDF has been developing practical ways for communities to defend themselves against our corporate overlords.

Coming on the heels of Scott Brown’s election to the Senate and the resultant likely defeat of health care reform, perhaps this most-recent trampling of the rights of citizens will be that “bridge too far” for the corporatists. (Hey — what can we say? We’re optimists.)

The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund on Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission

Today’s U.S. Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission – giving corporations the ability to spend money directly to influence federal elections under the Constitution’s First Amendment – was inevitable. It represents a logical expansion of corporate constitutional “rights” – which include the rights of persons which have been judicially conferred upon corporations. “Personhood” rights mean that corporations possess First Amendment rights to free speech, along with a litany of other rights that are secured to persons under the federal Bill of Rights.

The expansion of corporate rights and privileges under the law has been deliberate, beginning nearly two hundred years ago with the Dartmouth decision in which the Supreme Court ruled that private corporations have rights that municipal corporations – governments composed of “we the people” – did not.

The expansion of these rights and privileges occurred during the 1800s, throughout the 1900s, until today. For those who think that the way to stem this tide is to find the perfect lawsuit, we say, stop looking. It doesn’t exist, for there is no magic bullet.

Rather, in order to reverse decisions like Citizens United, the whole concept of corporate “rights” must be examined, and how corporations possessing “rights” interferes with the exercise of rights by people, communities, and nature. And, it’s not simply that corporations have “personhood” rights. It goes well beyond that.

Today’s structure of law gives corporations a spectrum of legal and constitutional rights which they routinely wield against people, communities, and nature. Corporations have more rights, for example, than the communities in which they seek to do business. They have rights which they use to lobby Congress, impact elections, to decide for us what we eat, whether mountaintops are blown off or not, whether there are fish in the oceans, and on and on. Coupling their wealth with constitutional and other legal rights guarantees that they write the laws which determine these things, along with defining the debate that leads to the adoption of the new laws.

Thus the context for understanding today’s decision is that we have a minority set of corporate interests, empowered by government, which wield their rights against a majority. It is the history of this nation. Whether with the Abolitionists, the Suffragists, the Civil Rights Movement – all found it necessary to build movements of people to drive rights into law – rights for slaves, rights for women, rights of African Americans – which necessarily meant eliminating rights for a minority such as the slaveholder. In the end, it is our constitutional structure of law that purposefully placed the rights of property and commerce over the rights of people, communities, and nature.

In some ways, the Citizens United ruling is merely part of a predetermined destiny set by a 1700’s constitutional structure which placed greater priority on the rights of property and commerce than on people and nature. Reversing Citizens United means reversing that constitutional legacy.

And today – those who recognize that we do not have democracy when corporations located thousands of miles away are making decisions about our community instead of us, who recognize that we cannot have sustainability so long as corporations are able to decide how clean our air is and our water is, who recognize that we’ll never have true health care reform so long as corporations have greater access to our elected representatives than the people who voted for them – to those people – today’s decision should be understood as just another brick in the wall, another step in a direction that will only continue unless and until a real movement for the rights of people, communities, and nature is built. That is the work we are doing. We hope you will join us.

The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund is the only public interest law firm in the U.S. that has worked with municipalities to question whether corporate “rights” can coexist with the democratic rights of communities to local self-government.

Those communities have recognized that corporate rights and privileges are routinely wielded to override democratic decision making and undermine efforts to protect the environment and public health, local economies and local agriculture. Through the adoption of local, binding laws, these communities are pioneering a new structure of law which does not recognize the rights and privileges of corporations.

Important Business

wikileaksWednesday, January 13, 2010—We only brag about it because we want you to make a contribution, too.

“Wikileaks has probably produced more scoops in its short life than The Washington Post has in the past 30 years.” — Rupert Wright, The National [Abu Dhabi]

Well Ahead of His Time

Friday, January 8, 2010 — In response to the general tenor of the times, and in homage to our predecessor, we re-publish a piece from our paper of October 21, 1757. In it, Daniel Fowle asks the question (we paraphrase) “Why are those who know the least, the most confident of their knowledge and wisdom?” We’re proud to say the conclusion he reaches anticipates that of scientists David Dunning and Justin Kruger by 242 years. We’re discomforted to note that it also anticipated the philosopher Bertrand Russell by 175 years.

banner2Philosophical Reasons, why the most Ignorant MEN are generally most conceited.

The vanity of the human heart is the most incurable of all moral distempers. The reason is, because every man must be his own physician, and self tenderness will not permit the use of CAUSTICS, which are as necessary to the cure of such deep rooted ulcers of the mind, as of the body: In both cases much pain must be endured: but that of the mind is most intense, because of its greater sensibility. Besides, self examination is a nauseous draught, that the squeamish stomach of self conceit will not digest; and yet it is the only preparative which can purge off the ill humours of the soul, and qualify it for the reception of healing applications; or, to change the allusion, self conceit is the dropsy* of the mind, generated by ignorance, and bloated by laziness. After the purgation before hinted, nothing can cure it radically, but constant exercise in the MINES of knowledge, which, like the most precious ore, lies deepest in the recesses of nature.
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Too Ripped to Read?

tornMonday, December 28, 2009 — An awful lot of people seem to delight in bashing the U.S. Postal Service. We are not among them. We have generally been very pleased with the service we receive.

This past fortnight, though, something seems to have gone awry. In the past two days we’ve received three e-mails from subscribers whose copies had apparently been mangled in the sorting machinery.

We’d like to encourage anyone else whose paper arrived too ripped to read to let us know. Send your digital communique to editors [at] nhgazette [dot] com. We’ll send out replacements.

Our thanks to Bill P. in Honolulu for sending this image documenting the damage.