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 Volume 263, No. 24, August 16, 2019

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The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 23, August 2, 2019

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The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 22, July 19, 2019

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The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 21, July 5, 2019

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Once again, we’re speechless—well, nearly speechless—as we offer up, through this oft-troubling electro-digital series of contraptions, the non-tangible form of our latest paper.

Rest assured, the paper itself is stuffed to the gills, replete with a fresh Fortnightly Rant, more Alleged News™, Mash Notes, Hate Mail, & Other Correspondence, and approximately 140 moments in history which our neoliberal overlords would probably prefer that we forgot.

That being, of course, the reason why we take such pains to recall them.

The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 20, June 21, 2019

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The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 19, June 7, 2019

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A lot of people these days wonder how this country got into its present predicament. According to this fortnight’s Rant, the trouble began in the 19th century.

Civil War reporters, graphic artists working for newspapers, and department store poobahs selling the latest gimcracks and gewgaws all played a part.

By gimcracks and gewgaws we mean cheap, showy merchandise, not Mose Allison’s fine 1997 song of that name. Its lyrics, though, seem strangely à propos.

The best are s’posed to come in first
The best are s’posed to come in first
The best are s’posed to come in first
They’re at the mercy of the worst.

The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 18, May 24, 2019

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Welcome to our Memorial Day edition.

It is, of course, a hell of a challenge, trying to cover the news in a nation which has clearly stored its marbles in some safe place the exact location of which it cannot quite remember.

Our editor is of the opinion he’s uniquely qualified for this task. Not because he went to J School—he did not; no, the core of his relevant education was something the U.S. Army called “on-the-job training.”

Though it took place long ago and far away, it was memorable, indeed—one of those experiences which can produce a sort of double whiplash: first from getting used to a mad world, then getting re-acquainted with one that thinks it’s sane.

Take a gander, and see if you agree that a little madness helps make sense of this world.

The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 17, May 10, 2019

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Every fortnight the Trump administration tries to stun us into silence with its depravity. Little do they know, that only makes us stronger.

An authoritative scientific report—approximately the umpteenth, if our tally is correct—indicates that unless mankind employs its highly sophisticated system of self-governance to change direction, we’re going to be one lonely species—and sooner than we think.

Admiral Fowle’s Piscataqua River Tidal Guide [Not for Navigational Purposes] remembers the tender mercy shown by the Royal Ulster Constabulary towards James Connolly, 103 years ago this Sunday—and about 140 more of the oddest things known to have occurred over the past 1055 years.

The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 16, April 26, 2019

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Ho-hum. Just another boring fortnight in the land of the brave and the home of the free. Nothing of any consequence….

Oh, wait—there was one thing…. Ah, yes, we almost forgot: the Mueller report was finally released eight days ago to Congress and the public. It nearly slipped our mind because it had been so thoroughly Barr-ed.

Move over, Thomas Bowdler (1754 – 1825). Your eponymous method of making troublesome texts innocuous enough for a child’s ears has now been rendered laughably quaint by our recently-confirmed Attorney General. …

One of our most faithful readers (and guerilla distributors) likes to take us to task for neglecting to cover sports. We attempt to placate him with the story of the original Blue Jacket.

Also, exclusive to the Nation’s Oldest Newspaper: the motto of the Flag Police.

The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 15, April 12, 2019

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Scientists have captured an image of a black hole 55 million light years away. Strangely, it reminds us of another incredibly dense, yam-colored object much, much closer to home.
Too damn close.

Mike Dater graces our pages with a graphic representation succinctly summarizing Vice President Biden’s history of interactions with the female half of humanity. Also covered in his inimitable style: the Moon and Mike Pence, and rules for the pool.

Operating much like the stereotypical schoolyard bully, the IRS is shaking down the weak and the poor. We are about as surprised as you might expect.

A correspondent sent us a compelling and comprehensive argument explaining why Portsmouth can and should start over from scratch with the McIntyre building.

Finally, by actual count, page eight delivers 155 of the weirdest and most concisely-told tales of the last 1005 years.