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The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 262, No. 18, May 25, 2018

Gazette Front PageMay 25, 2018 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

The inverted State of America

“First thing every morning the President of the United States of America and Leader of the Free World, by custom if not in fact, wakens alone, brushes the grease-stained McDonald’s wrappers off his bed, and reaches for his easily-hacked, unsecured iPhone. Paying no attention to the billows of smoke which surround him, he proclaims to his alleged 52 million followers, in garbled, ungrammatical, randomly-capitalized lumps of text only vaguely reminiscent of English, that there is no fire.”

It’s all downhill from there.

The U.S.S. Manchester arrives in Portsmouth for commissioning. Predictably, the Award-Winning Local Daily trips over itself repeating whatever the DoD tells them about the latest addition to the fleet. We are less sanguine.

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