Scientists have captured an image of a black hole 55 million light years away. Strangely, it reminds us of another incredibly dense, yam-colored object much, much closer to home.
Too damn close.
Mike Dater graces our pages with a graphic representation succinctly summarizing Vice President Biden’s history of interactions with the female half of humanity. Also covered in his inimitable style: the Moon and Mike Pence, and rules for the pool.
Operating much like the stereotypical schoolyard bully, the IRS is shaking down the weak and the poor. We are about as surprised as you might expect.
A correspondent sent us a compelling and comprehensive argument explaining why Portsmouth can and should start over from scratch with the McIntyre building.
Finally, by actual count, page eight delivers 155 of the weirdest and most concisely-told tales of the last 1005 years.