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Chickenhawk Hall of Shame

When an American male (or an especially belligerent female) makes the challenging transition from late adolescence into early adulthood, he is faced with many decisions. One certain, specific combination of choices will result in his becoming a chickenhawk: choosing to “support” war, while also choosing not to serve in the military. His motto becomes: “Let’s you and him go fight; I’ll hold your coat.”

Depending on external circumstances, such an individual may become one of three varieties of chickenhawk:
• If there is no draft, and the nation is at peace, the individual becomes a Common Chickenhawk;
• If there is a draft, and the nation is at peace, the individual becomes a Chickenhawk First Class;
• If the there is a draft, and the nation is at war, the individual becomes a Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross.

We currently have 154 Chickenhawks listed in our database. Here they are, listed alphabetically. Click here to see them listed by date of birth.

 

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Spencer Abraham  
Elliott Abrams  
Ken Adelman  
Roger Ailes  
Lamar Alexander  
George Felix Allen  
Richard Keith "Dick" Armey  
John Ashcroft  
Harvey Leroy "Lee" Atwater  
Haley Reeves Barbour  
Bob Barr  
Roscoe Bartlett  
Robert Leroy Bartley  
Joseph Linus "Joe" Barton  
Charles Foster "Charlie" Bass  
Gary Lee Bauer  
Glenn Lee Beck  
William Bennett  
Richard B. Berman  
Wolf Isaac Blitzer  
Richard Blumenthal  
Roy Blunt  
John Andrew Boehner  
Clint Bolick  
John Bolton  
Pat Boone  
Neal Boortz  
Max Boot  
James Paul David "Jim" Bunning  
George Walker Bush  
John Ellis "Jeb" Bush  
Carl Cameron  
Kirk Thomas Cameron  
Andrew "Andy" Card  
Gerald Posner Carmen  
Clarence Saxby Chambliss  
John P.H. "Pecker Head" Chandler  
Richard Bruce "Still Dick" Cheney  
Thomas Leo Clancy  
Thomas Allen "Tom" Coburn  
Roy Cohn  
Norman Bertram "Norm" Coleman  
John Cornyn III  
Ann Hart Coulter  
Toby Keith Covel  
Larry "Wide Stance" Craig  
Dinesh D'Souza  
Thomas Dale "Tom," "The Hammer" DeLay  
Steven James Doocy  
Charles Gwynne "Chuck" Douglas III  
John Mathias Engler  
Donald Louis Evans  
Jerry Lamon Falwell  
Don Feder  
Douglas J. Feith  
Jim Finnegan  
Bryan Fischer  
Malcolm Stevenson "Steve" Forbes  
Yoshihiro Francis Fukuyama   
Frank Gaffney  
Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich  
Rudolph Wiliam Louis "Rudy" Giuliani  
Alan Gottlieb  
William Franklin "Billy" Graham  
William Franklin Graham  
William Phillip "Phil" Gramm  
Lee Greenwood  
Judd Gregg  
Sean Hannity  
Paul Harvey  
Dennis Hastert  
John Edgar Hoover  
Brit Hume  
Asa Hutchinson  
Young Timothy Hutchinson  
David R. Ignatius  
Laura Anne Ingraham  
Frederick Walter Kagan  
Robert Kagan  
Joyce Kaufman  
Francis Anthony Keating  
Ronald Kessler  
Alan Lee Keyes  
Brian Kilmeade  
Charles De Ganahl Koch  
David Koch  
William "Bill" Kristol  
Jon Llewellyn Kyle  
Wayne LaPierre  
Michael Arthur Ledeen  
Irve Lewis "Scooter" Libby  
Joseph Isidore "Joe" Lieberman  
David Limbaugh  
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III  
William "Bill" Loeb III  
Chester Trent Lott, Sr.  
Frank I. Luntz  
David Martin McIntosh  
Joseph "Joe" McQuaid  
Gerald McRaney  
Michael Medved  
John Luigi Mica  
Don Nickles  
Grover Glenn Norquist  
Theodore Anthony "Ted" Nugent  
William "Bill" O'Reilly  
Patrick Jake "PJ" O'Rourke  
Marvin Olasky  
John M. Olin  
Ted Olson  
Richard Norman Perle  
James Danforth "Dan" Quayle  
Michael Reagan  
Ralph Eugene Reed, Jr.  
Robert James "Kid Rock" Ritchie  
Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson  
Willard Mitt Romney  
Karl Christian Rove  
Marco Antonio Rubio  
Antonin Gregory Scalia  
Charles Joseph "Joe" Scarborough  
Todd Andrew Schnitt  
Melvin Floyd "Mel" Sembler  
Richard Craig Shelby  
Alan Kooi Simpson  
Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra  
Willard Cleon Skousen  
Robert Anthony "Tony" Snow  
Britney Jean Spears  
Sylvester Gardenzio "Sly" Stallone  
Kenneth Winston Starr  
Michael Stephen Steele  
Benjamin Jeremy "Ben" Stein  
Mark Steyn  
David Alan Stockman  
Roger Stone  
Thomas Gerard "Tom" Tancredo  
James Taranto  
Clarence Thomas  
Fred Thompson  
Meldrim "Mel" Thomson  
Donn Tibbetts  
Clyde Anderson Tolson  
Robert Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.  
Jon Vincent Voight  
Christopher "Chris" Wallace  
John P. Walters  
John "Duke" Wayne  
John Vincent "Vin" Weber  
Michael Alan "Michael Savage" Weiner  
William Floyd "Bill" Weld  
George Frederick Will  
Walter Winchell  
Paul Dundes Wolfowitz