name:
Spencer Abraham
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
June 12, 1952
home state:
Michigan
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
preferred activity:
Harvard Law
occupation:
Bureaucrat
Call us retro, but we think it's inappropriate for a guy who never took bayonet training to be running the federal department that maintains the nation’s supply of nuclear weapons.
Ol’ Spencer here gets extra demerits for helping to found the Federalist Society — as if the oligarchy didn’t have enough tools already for maintaining their gruesome stranglehold on power.