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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Clarence Thomas
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
June 23, 1948
home state:
Georgia
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Curvature of the spine
preferred activity:
Seminary school
occupation:
Tool
 
Prior to getting a 4-F from the Draft Board, Clarence got deferments thanks to affirmative action at Holy Cross and Yale. Of course he's staunchly anti-affirmative action. He saw no conflict of interest deliberating recounts in Florida and the outcome of the 2000 election while his wife, Virginia, who works for the influential conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation, gathered resumes for appointments in a possible Bush administration.