name:
John P. Walters
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
February 8, 1952
home state:
Michigan
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
preferred activity:
Busting kids for holding a joint
occupation:
Drug Tsar
George W. promised "compassionate conservatism," then appointed this mug to enforce draconian drug laws. To tell the truth, we were not surprised. Neither were we surprised to find no reference to any military service on his part.