name:
Robert James "Kid Rock" Ritchie
rank:
Common Chickenhawk
date-of-birth:
January 17, 1971
home state:
Michigan
missed opportunity:
Persian Gulf War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Rampant douchebaggery
occupation:
Noise producer
The Pentagon, which lets this guy perform for the troops, must be unaware of his proclivity for draping himself — literally — in the flag.