Willard Cleon Skousen
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
January 20, 1913
World War Two
Procreative powers too awesome to be confined by a uniform, along with a marriage license
This odd duck seems to have had a legit reason not to go fight in WW II, but we threw him in here because he bears extra responsibility. A certain(ly) certifiable twit named Glenn Beck, you see, has been greatly inspired by his right-wing nonsense. If Skousen had kept his trap shut, Beck might be where he belongs, managing a carwash in Provo, Utah.