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name:
Pat Boone
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
June 1, 1934
home state:
California
missed opportunity:
Korean War
excuse:
Absolutely none
preferred activity:
Warbling like a castrato
occupation:
Teen Idol
 
Plenty of guys were still serving in Korea when this nitwit turned eighteen. Not Pat. Apparently he didn't want to get that nasty Korean mud all over his white buck shoes. He was OK with slinging mud at Democrats questioning the Iraq War, though. Once a punk, always a punk — in the worst sense of the word. We've got nothing against the other kind of punk. In fact, we'd love to see a cage match between Johnny Rotten and Pat Boone …