Melvin Floyd "Mel" Sembler
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
May 10, 1930
Building shopping centers
This bird has raised tons of money for bellicose Republican candidates, yet when his country needed him to combat human waves of Chinese Communists, he was hitting the books at Northwestern. Adding insult to injury, he's the chair of the "Scooter" Libby Defense Fund. Then there's his history of profiting from a draconian form of legal child abuse.