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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
John P.H. "Pecker Head" Chandler
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
August 6, 1911
home state:
New Hampshire
missed opportunity:
World War Two
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Dictating to others how they ought to live
occupation:
Ancestor worshipper
 
"Happy Jack" Chandler wanted to pass a law fining any household in New Hampshire without a loaded piece — that's the kind of sick puppy he was. But Jack never served. We learned his nickname, by the way, from Paul Scruton, who knew Jack well.