name:
John Cornyn III
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
February 2, 1952
home state:
Texas
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Majoring in journalism
occupation:
U.S. Senator
His daddy flew B-17s over Europe and did time in a POW camp, apparently depleting the family's supply of gung-ho-ism.