name:
Thomas Leo Clancy
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
April 12, 1947
home state:
Maryland
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Half blind
occupation:
Glorifying the risk of one's life, from a safe distance
Clancy is slightly less belligerent and a tad more nuanced than some supporters of the right-wing agenda, and had a perfectly legit excuse for not going after Ho Chi Minh with a K-Bar between his teeth, but all in all, he's still a Chickenhawk.