name:
Britney Jean Spears
rank:
Common Chickenhawk
date-of-birth:
December 2, 1981
home state:
Mississippi
missed opportunity:
Afghanistan and Iraq Wars
excuse:
Has a singing career, raising kids
preferred activity:
getting drunk, supporting George Bush
occupation:
Singer
"I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."
Photo by petercruise.
