name:
Ann Hart Coulter
rank:
Common Chickenhawk
date-of-birth:
December 8, 1961
home state:
Connecticut
missed opportunity:
Grenada
preferred activity:
Shrieking inanities
occupation:
Shrieking inanities
Critics will howl that a woman can’t be a Chickenhawk. In Ann’s case, that doesn’t matter. Anyone with her level of bellicosity is begging to be held to a higher standard. Besides, we haven’t seen the results of her DNA test.