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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
John Mathias Engler
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
October 12, 1948
home state:
Michigan
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Too fat, by 8 lbs
preferred activity:
Politicking
occupation:
Governor
 
At the age of 22, John was elected to the Michigan House of Representatives. A certain amount of ambition is good, but that's ridiculous.