name:
Donald Louis Evans
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
July 27, 1946
home state:
Texas
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Nose in a book
preferred activity:
Rah-rah-rah at Sigma Alpha Epsilon
occupation:
Commerce Secretary
No one as close to George W. Bush as Don Evans would ever be caught dead in a uniform.