name:
Jerry Lamon Falwell
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
August 11, 1933
home state:
Virginia
missed opportunity:
Korean War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Dictating morality to others
occupation:
Holy Man
We'd love to know how the local Draft Board managed not to notice a man so fond of attention as Jerry.