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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Frank Gaffney
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
April 5, 1953
home state:
District of Columbia
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
preferred activity:
Conjuring up threats to our very existence
occupation:
Propagandist
 
Frank here is a very clever boy. Built a thing called the Center for Security Policy, which apparently keeps him in nice suits so he will look good in front of the TV cameras, which can’t seem to get enough of him. As far as we can tell, Frank is a freelance salesman for the defense industry who is paid by an elaborately circuitous process. For all his obsession with the military, it’s funny he never served.