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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Dennis Hastert
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
January 2, 1942
home state:
Illinois
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Bad knees
preferred activity:
Rolling around on the floor with other sweaty guys
occupation:
US House (R-Ill.)