Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
November 8, 1948
Head Gun Nut at the National Rifle Association
You might think that a guy with Wayne's ardent love of guns and freedom would have leapt at the chance to tote a gummint-issue M-16 through the swamps and jungles of Vietnam when he had the chance — but man, you would be SO wrong. No, L'il Wayne here missed his chance, because he had his nose in a book.