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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Wayne LaPierre
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
November 8, 1948
home state:
Washington, DC
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Reloading
occupation:
Head Gun Nut at the National Rifle Association
 
You might think that a guy with Wayne's ardent love of guns and freedom would have leapt at the chance to tote a gummint-issue M-16 through the swamps and jungles of Vietnam when he had the chance — but man, you would be SO wrong. No, L'il Wayne here missed his chance, because he had his nose in a book.