Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
May 9, 1942
Desperately needed to teach business ed
Anything but getting wasted by the 'Cong
Attorney General, Senator
As we will never tire of saying, this guy once lost an election to a dead man. Where do you go from there? If a Bush is in office, you rise. Annointed himself with Crisco before being sworn in. Also afraid of calico cats. We’ll give him this, though — while prostrate in a hospital bed and drugged to the gills (legitimately, of course) — he told Alberto Gonzalez what to do with his torture memo.