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name:
John Ashcroft
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
May 9, 1942
home state:
Missouri
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Desperately needed to teach business ed
preferred activity:
Anything but getting wasted by the 'Cong
occupation:
Attorney General, Senator
 
As we will never tire of saying, this guy once lost an election to a dead man. Where do you go from there? If a Bush is in office, you rise. Annointed himself with Crisco before being sworn in. Also afraid of calico cats. We’ll give him this, though — while prostrate in a hospital bed and drugged to the gills (legitimately, of course) — he told Alberto Gonzalez what to do with his torture memo.