Rush Hudson Limbaugh III
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
January 12, 1951
Polluting the air via radio
America's answer to the Hindenberg dropped out of college after one year. That would have been about 1970. He might, therefore, have been drafted — his too-familiar voice forever silenced before it could reverberate across the nation — had it not been for a pilonidal cyst, or sinus, located near to or on his gluteal cleft.