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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
January 12, 1951
home state:
Missouri
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Anal cysts
preferred activity:
Eating?
occupation:
Polluting the air via radio
 
America's answer to the Hindenberg dropped out of college after one year. That would have been about 1970. He might, therefore, have been drafted — his too-familiar voice forever silenced before it could reverberate across the nation — had it not been for a pilonidal cyst, or sinus, located near to or on his gluteal cleft.