Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
November 5, 1948
Protesting the Vietnam War
Bob has hypocrisy down to a science. He opposed the Vietnam War as a member of the Young Democrats of America, but when Mommy and Daddy said he'd have to pay his own way through college if he kept it up, he folded. He's dead-set against abortion, except the one he procured for his wife in 1983. There's ample reason to believe that he's been about as faithful to his three wives as Newt Gingrich was to his.