Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
August 19, 1947
Masquerading as a military man
This bird, born at just the right time to get with the program, is said to have dropped out of Ol' Miss after his freshman year. Somehow, General Hershey failed to find his sorry young ass. As a result, he's not a Vietnam vet — but that didn't stop him from playing one who's addicted to heroin on Hawaii Five-O (December 23, 1976). And again (minus the heroin) in Simon & Simon. Not to mention Major Dad.