Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
October 3, 1948
Teaching 3rd Grade
Movie reviewing, with a side of warmongering
This guy's old man made his living working for Convair, the defense contractor — so that's who bought his Cheerios. Then he went to, God help us, Yale. Then he went to Yale Law, where he hung out with Hillary Rodham. For a while, he worked for Ron Dellums. Dellums once said that we have a government "of the people, by the powerful, for the rich." Despite all these advantages, Michael here didn't get it. He didn't get his ass shot off, either. So he went on to support the oligarchy.