name:
Marvin Olasky
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
June 12, 1950
home state:
Texas
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
preferred activity:
Reading Marx
occupation:
U-Texas J-School
Though he was a Commie during his college years, by the 1990's he was advising the Texas Governor — yes, that one.