Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
March 22, 1930
Dr. Pat claimed in his biography to have "seen combat in Korea. He was in Korea in uniform briefly, but his Daddy, Sen. Absalom Robertson, got his boy reassigned to Japan. His picture belongs in the dictionary next to "pious fraud." "Pat" once declared that the State Department ought to get nuked, but has yet to be indicted for uttering a terrorist statement.