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The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


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name:
Willard Mitt Romney
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
March 12, 1947
home state:
Michigan
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
None to speak of
preferred activity:
Trying to talk people into becoming Mormons
occupation:
Climbing ambition's greased pole
 
When your daddy's a Governor and a Cabinet Secretary, it's amazing how your odds of being drafted diminish.