Site menu:


Links:

Follow us on Twitter.

Site search

Archives

The Chickenhawk Hall of Shame


< | >
name:
Antonin Gregory Scalia
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class
date-of-birth:
March 11, 1936
home state:
New York
excuse:
Too studious
preferred activity:
Procreation
occupation:
Associate Justice
 
Back when Justice Scalia was a young man, all virile and puissant, back in the good old days between Korea and Vietnam, there still existed in this country the concept of the universal expectation of military service. Unless you had a damned good excuse, you were going to do a couple years in the service of Uncle Sam. But apparently the time of the future Associate Justice was too precious for such pursuits.