Kenneth Winston Starr
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
July 21, 1946
Writing letters defending Vietnam War protestors
During his persecution of Bill Clinton, Mr. Starr gave the impression of being a guy who might have been uncomfortable sitting around the barracks swapping dirty jokes with a bunch of blasphemous draftees. It must be uncomfortable spending your whole life with a stick where it doesn't belong — it's kind of a shame he didn't allow himself to get drafted.