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name:
Kenneth Winston Starr
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
July 21, 1946
home state:
Texas
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
Psoriasis
preferred activity:
Writing letters defending Vietnam War protestors
occupation:
Persecutor
 
During his persecution of Bill Clinton, Mr. Starr gave the impression of being a guy who might have been uncomfortable sitting around the barracks swapping dirty jokes with a bunch of blasphemous draftees. It must be uncomfortable spending your whole life with a stick where it doesn't belong — it's kind of a shame he didn't allow himself to get drafted.