Volume 270, No. 13
On January 20, 2017, Matt Christman tweeted, “This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.”
It’s been 3,333 days, he hasn’t been wrong yet, and this past fortnight showed no signs of a turnaround.
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Volume 270, No. 12
The Governor has been saying since last year that she has been kept in the dark about ICE’s proposed gulag in Merrimack.
Then along comes Todd Lyons, MAGA bureaucrat, who contradicts her in no uncertain terms.
The Guv rebuts, “this is not true.”
Bring on the popcorn.
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Volume 270, No. 11
Rest easy, America. It may seem like we’re headed for the rocks, but we’ve got the President’s own mind and sense of morality to protect us.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Volume 270, No. 10
It goes without saying that, as a nation, we are racing towards a state of total dysfunction.
We’re caught in Zeno’s Dichotomy paradox. Every fortnight we cut in half the remaining distance between us and a complete breakdown.
But—even though the Executive Branch has now degenerated to the point where it is openly threatening our allies and our citizens—enough vital systems are still working to enable us to put out another newspaper today.
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Volume 270, No. 9
Huh… turns out “Make America Great Again” actually meant “Make the Western Hemisphere Safe for Right Wing Oil Billionaires.”
Some people are probably saying that’s the biggest, most spectacular bait and switch that ever was.
If so, let them take their grievances to the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau. Last we heard they were operating from a kiosk in a D.C. Metro station.
Well, we’re still here, and as feisty as ever. You can download a pdf of our latest issue by clicking on this link.
Volume 270, No. 8
How do they do it? How do highly-paid network news regurgitators stave off the urge to go full Howard Beale? Mainline botox directly into their souls?
Fortunately, our staff is not required to undergo any such perverse procedure, because we rely on a less capital-dependent technology.
Focusing primarily on newsprint may limit our audience to some degree, but, as we believe this issue demonstrates, it gives full rein to our barbaric yawp.
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Volume 270, No. 7
In which we ponder the conundrum of the moment: are these knuckleheads destroying the republic accidentally, or on purpose?
Also, a number of pieces of serious journalism, published here under Creative Commons license, while that’s still legal.
And, for connoisseurs of “the old, weird America,” selected items originally published by us in 1888.
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Volume 270, No. 6
It seems like a milestone worthy of note: this was the fortnight when the President began issuing barely-veiled death threats against Members of Congress.
We’re happy to announce that the bad news is pretty much limited to official business. This issue includes some reportage on citizens’ response to the administration’s constant flood of inanity.
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Volume 270, No. 5
Well, that was a hell of a fortnight, wasn’t it? But of course, they all are, these days.
So we asked ourselves, “These days every fortnight is just another hellish spectacle. Does that mean that, under the ‘Dog Bites Man’ principle, news no longer exists?”
We answered ourselves, “Uh-uh, Mr. Man. We’re not falling for that bullshit,” and put out another newspaper.
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