Update, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 — Alright, then — our e-mail glitch is sorted out. Granted, this may seem to be pretty petty stuff to be posting about. On the other hand, bear in mind who it is we’re dealing with here.
Monday, February 25, 2008 — We seem to have incurred the wrath of the Gods of the Intertubes. We can currently receive e-mails, but we cannot send them.
As a result, we have before us the opportunity to relieve ourselves of up to 20 pounds of unspeakable detritus from an internal organ, and to increase the dimensions of another organ to such an impressive degree that we will be the envy of all men, and the object of the desires of all women; but, we are unable to avail ourselves of these tempting opportunities.
At least three separate and distinct organizations must work together in harmony in order for an e-mail to slide unimpeded from one end of the tube to the other. Sadly, all of them are presently convinced that the reason the substance of our outgoing e-mails is being spilled unceremoniously in some unknown, and probably insecure location, is that the other organization’s framistans are out of order.
We will have a further announcement in the event we are able to surmount this latest molehill.