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When Do Clothes Make the Man?

The so-called United States of America* seems to have entered a new phase of being. Let us call it a state of quantum politics. Quantum physics, we are told, is the study of how matter and energy behave at the most fundamental level. Quantum politics is the study of how power behaves in an unprecedented environment where traditional legal and moral restraints have been removed, and a significant portion of the public has seceded from reality. Tuesday night provided a fine specimen of this new regime in operation. The person recently re-installed at the head of the Executive branch—despite two prior impeachments, a slew of felony convictions, and widespread agreement among those who don’t drink the cult’s Kool-Aid that he is the last person on Earth who should have the job—told the assembled members of Congress that “the days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.” To its credit, his audience did burst out laughing. Back in their districts, though, their constituents probably didn’t think…

The Gilded Age Returns,
Complete With Propaganda of the Deed

The recent shooting of a health care magnate on the streets of New York furthers the argument that the Gilded Age is back—in full force. Any 19th century anarchist would immediately recognize Brian Thompson’s killing as a case of what’s called “propaganda of the deed.” These were violent acts meant to show the broader public that, while the prevailing political and economic systems might have been powerful and omnipresent, they were not omnipotent. A greater goal for these attacks was to spark a widespread insurrection; their consistent failure to achieve that end no doubt helps to account for their gradual decline. Until recently, anyway. It’s a far cry from ripping up cobblestones to build barricades in the street, but when Colin Jost uttered the name…

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2008—The New York Federal Reserve fronts JPMorgan $30 billion to buy Bear Stearns’ bankrupt corpse. 2003—On “Meet the Press,” Dick “Dick” Cheney claims that Saddam Hussein “has, in fact, reconstituted…

Sat, Mar 15

1999—The “Hockey Stick” graph shows that global warming’s real; corporate demand for expert liars soars. 1989—To flatter veterans without incurring any actual additional expenses, the Veterans Administration is elevated to…

Fri, Mar 14

2018—Hoping not to get shot like so many of their late peers, a million American students walk out of school to demand gun control that works. 1977—RIP Fannie Lou Hamer,…

Thurs, Mar 13

2020—Dolt #45 states the obvious: “I don’t take responsibility at all.” 2019—Gambino family mob boss Frank Cali is whacked in front of his Staten Island home by a QAnon follower…

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