It is hard to believe—but then, what isn’t these days? Just two weeks ago we were marveling in this space about petty little things like the loosey-goosey antics of our so-called national security community. Already we are nostalgic for those simpler, less stressful times. Now, the MAG-Apocalypse is here. It began on Liberation Day, April 2nd. “Liberation” may seem an odd word to use while introducing blanket restrictions on global trade, but the Vatican had dibs on “The Annunciation.” Speaking of infallibility, Wikipedia says the “announcement of the order marked the beginning of a global trade war and triggered a global stock market crash.” The Rose Garden event was modestly characterized by the guy who cooked it up as “one of the most important days in American history.” That was quickly proven to be true—even a blind pig can find a truffle once in a while—but not in a good way. The alleged president’s catastrophic frontal assault on the global economy demands attention. After all,…