The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ • Editor: Steven Fowle • Founded 1756 by Daniel Fowle
April 10, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
Normally at this stage we would be wrapping up, dropping off papers at Jumpin’ Jay’s Fish Cafe, and the Statey. Their doors are closed though, as are ninety percent of our other distribution locations.
Because we can’t distribute, we’re not printing the paper.
We’re doing what we can, though!
March 27, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
This is a day we had hoped would never come: this issue will not appear on newsprint. Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, we are publishing online only. We intend to return to newsprint as soon as that becomes possible. Newsprint subscribers will find further details in the Alleged News®.
Things are terrible right now, it can’t be denied. Our policy, however, is to always look on the bright side of life.
See you in a fortnight.
March 13, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
February 28, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
February 14, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
January 31, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
