Digital Issues (PDFs)

May 22, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

May 8, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

April 24, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

We’re posting a little late today. The alleged editor is still struggling with this digital-only transition. Without bundles of newsprint to move around, the end of the publishing cycle doesn’t seem quite real.

Perhaps, though, there is an upside to our dogged resistance to change. The content of the paper doesn’t seem to have lost any of…whatever it is it’s always had.

April 10, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

Normally at this stage we would be wrapping up, dropping off papers at Jumpin’ Jay’s Fish Cafe, and the Statey. Their doors are closed though, as are ninety percent of our other distribution locations.

Because we can’t distribute, we’re not printing the paper.

We’re doing what we can, though!

March 27, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

This is a day we had hoped would never come: this issue will not appear on newsprint. Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, we are publishing online only. We intend to return to newsprint as soon as that becomes possible. Newsprint subscribers will find further details in the Alleged News®.

Things are terrible right now, it can’t be denied. Our policy, however, is to always look on the bright side of life.

See you in a fortnight.

March 13, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

February 28, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

February 14, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

January 31, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.