March 27, 2020 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.
This is a day we had hoped would never come: this issue will not appear on newsprint. Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, we are publishing online only. We intend to return to newsprint as soon as that becomes possible. Newsprint subscribers will find further details in the Alleged News®.
Things are terrible right now, it can’t be denied. Our policy, however, is to always look on the bright side of life.
See you in a fortnight.
