File Under: “Statement No Longer Operative”

Sunday, April 22, 2012 — The following item ran in our “Admiral Fowle’s Piscataqua River Tidal Guide (Not for Navigational Purposes)” for this date: ”

2002 — “The Taliban is out of business permanently,” says Dick ‘Dick’ Cheney at a GOP fundraiser in Florida.”

Who could be a better judge of the threat posed by insurgent fighters than a serial collector of five — count them, five — draft deferments?

Reminds us of what Friedrich Nietzsche said: “Madness is the result not of uncertainty but of certainty.”

Here’s a graph showing the relationship of U.S. casualties before [20] and after [1,833] Cheney’s Florida remark.

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