The New Hampshire Gazette
 Volume 263, No. 16, April 26, 2019

Gazette Front PageApril 26, 2018 — To download this issue of our paper, just click on the image at right.

Ho-hum. Just another boring fortnight in the land of the brave and the home of the free. Nothing of any consequence….

Oh, wait—there was one thing…. Ah, yes, we almost forgot: the Mueller report was finally released eight days ago to Congress and the public. It nearly slipped our mind because it had been so thoroughly Barr-ed.

Move over, Thomas Bowdler (1754 – 1825). Your eponymous method of making troublesome texts innocuous enough for a child’s ears has now been rendered laughably quaint by our recently-confirmed Attorney General. …

One of our most faithful readers (and guerilla distributors) likes to take us to task for neglecting to cover sports. We attempt to placate him with the story of the original Blue Jacket.

Also, exclusive to the Nation’s Oldest Newspaper: the motto of the Flag Police.

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