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“The navy yard is a curse to this city. We wish the plant of it were lifted up carried off and sunk into the sea. Secretary Whitney should realize how his subordinates are compromising him. The president should realize how his administratin is being compromised.” – Brooklyn Eagle A vulture, measuring nine feet from tip to tip of the wings, was lately shot near Juliet, San Diego county, Cal., as it was sailing away with a full-grown sheep in its claws. Powerful bird that. Mr. Beane, an Englishman, formerly commander at Stanley Falls, Africa, was recently killed in the Congo state in an elephant charge. …

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Rev. O.D. Kimball, formerly pastor of the Baptist church in Leominster, Mass., and now of the West Newton Baptist church, has left the latter place after putting a letter of resignation in the hands of church officers. He admits that he was guilty of gross immorality with five members of his church in Leominster, who were some time ago expelled from that church for making the charges. Alvin Hunnewell of Norridgewock, Me., is held for trial on a charge of poisoning his wife with “rough on rats.” Hunnewell’s son, aged eighteen years, and a young man named Chace, also partook of the poisoned food. All …

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It has been thought necessary in Chicago to display the American flag in the public schools in the “foreign quarter” of the city—which is about three quarters of it—in order that the pupils may discover what the Stars and Stripes are like. This is in truth an odd country with an odd people. A band of desperados have been trapped near the scene of the recent attempted train robbery near Delhi, Ohio. Peter Alt, proprietor of the Arlington house at Baltimore, Md., was shot dead by his son William, aged fifteen, while beating his wife. Dennis Williams, colored, was lynched at Ellaville, Fla., June 10th, …

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Andrew Grandstaff, a young desperado of Richland Centre, Wis., was captured June 2nd, and confessed the crime of killing old Reuben Drake, his wife and two grandchildren. He was taken from jail by a mob, and lynched, being tortured to death. There was almost a riot at the Second Presbyterian church in Newburyport last Sunday, owing to the parish committee having locked the doors and stationed an officer to prevent the late pastor, Rev. Theodore Beizeley, from entering. Legal complications are expected to ensue. New Hampshire Items Neil Sheehan, of “the landing,” at Dover, one of the liquor sellers who some time ago signed the …

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First they came for the undocumented immigrants,and I did not speak out because I was happy to get rid of them. Then they came for the foreign students,and I did not speak out because they were foreign. Then they came for the green card holders,and I did not speak out because they were taking Americans’ jobs. Then they came for the Muslims,and I did not speak out because they weren’t Christians. Then they came for the judges who ruled against them,and I did not speak out because judges are usually way too liberal. Then they came for the unions,and I started to get a little …

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