Friday, February 8 – It’s a red letter day here at the Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™. We published our latest fortnightly screed, of course, but we do that every other Friday anyway. Here’s what makes today special.
See that red arrow up there on the right end of the banner? It’s pointing to a line that says, “First Class U.S. Postage Paid.” We have upgraded our mailing from the dreadfully slow “Pre-Sorted Standard,” right up to top-of-the-line First Class.
More on this momentous change later.