Saturday, January 29, 2011 — Under ordinary circumstances, when covering the news, we try to apply a wider perspective or dig more more deeply than other media. Just being the first usually strikes us as a meaningless endeavor. Not today, though.
We don’t have a broader picture on this story, and we don’t have any details to speak of. All we can tell you, dear Reader, is that at 3:13 p.m. today, Beer Girl was seen exiting the Provident Bank on Daniel Street.
She then crossed Daniel Street in the vicinity of the Café Formerly Known as Brioche. She was last seen heading west on the south sidewalk of Market Street, in the direction of the Portsmouth Brewery.
No further information is available at this time.
You betcha!
Portsmouth has a superhero????
I want that outfit!
Random! Hah! Must have been on her way to get lottery tickets for KtG [Kate the Great]. Nice. Btw, is there some issue with Breaking New Grounds I don’t know about that you won’t mention their name?
I suddenly feel so much safer! And I have a new reason to overstay my parking meter.