For the record, it is merely a coincidence that we are publishing a paper full of ghastly news on the one day of the year devoted to horror.
Obviously, we are not responsible for current events; we only try to report on them them honestly.
Besides, lately the news has been ghastly every day.
And, believe it or not, the news is not entirely bad.
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