Socialist Jailbird Gets Birthday Votes

Monday, November 5, 2007—We skipped posting for a couple of days because we feared our slacker credentials might otherwise tarnish. 2004—A Franklin Co. (OH) official reports that Pres. Bush’s 3,893 vote total in one district is erroneous—only 638 ballots were cast. 1994—File under “Non-News:” Ronald Reagan announces he has Alzheimer’s. 1949—Deranged WW II vet Howard Unruh shoots and kills 12 in Camden, NJ. 1940—The crew of the flaming tanker San Demetrio, set ablaze by shells from the Admiral Scheer, abandons ship. 1930—Told over the phone by a Swedish newspaper reporter that he’s won the Nobel Prize, Sinclair Lewis, thinking it’s a hoax, imitates the man’s …

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A Close Call and a Coup

Friday, November 2, 2007 — You see what we have to live with around here: weird alien serpent creatures, zombies, &c., &c. Is it any wonder we like to revisit the past, and see what happened on this day in history? 2004—Warren Co. (OH) officials count votes behind locked doors because of an alleged “terrorist threat.” 2002—“We know he [Saddam Hussein] has chemical weapons,” says George W. Bush. 1983—Soviet intelligence services, already convinced that the U.S. is planning a pre-emptive nuclear strike under cover of a training exercise, detect NATO’s Able Archer 83—just such an exercise—and conclude that a nuclear strike is imminent. 1972—The Seafarer’s …

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Lyndon Lies, But Liberty Lives

Thursday, November 1, 2007 —Portsmouth’s Halloween Parade just keeps getting better. Here, Parade Grand Marshal Donald Trumpet, accompanied by his gold-plated Trophy Wife, is preceded by two of his Yes Men. We’d say more but the paper is due at the printer’s. Here are a few notable items from November 1’s gone by: 2004—Voting machines are delivered to polling places in Franklin Co., OH. More go to higher-income areas than lower-income areas. 2002—“[T]hat’s what you expect here in New Hampshire,” says George W. Bush at Pease Tradeport, “somebody who tells you what’s on your mind.” 1966—Lyndon Johnson, lying, tells U.S. troops in Korea that his …

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Confident, But Wrong

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 —The high point of Portsmouth’s social season comes this evening, about 7:00 p.m., when an odd assortment of characters will step off from the parking lot beside the South Mill Pond, and parade through downtown. 1968—President Johnson orders a halt to bombing of North Vietnam. 1967—Calif. governor Ronald Reagan denies a “homosexual ring” is operating out of his office in Sacramento. 1963—“I can safely say,” says Gen. Paul Harkin, U.S. commander in South Vietnam, “that the end of the war is in sight.” 1964—China explodes its first A-bomb. 1951—Joseph Stalin’s corpse is removed from Lenin’s tomb. 1941—On convoy duty on the …

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A Big Bang and a Bad Bash

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 — Jeez, Louise. Just when you get a good rhythm going, one of the local cable monopoly’s amplifiers goes blooey, and fries your modem, and then fries the replacement modem they give you, and you can’t get online for days. Ah, well, we’re back. Here are some items from Page Sixteen: 1995—Quebec votes not to secede, but just barely. 1990—For the first time since the Ice Age, England and the European mainland are connected; this time by chunnel. 1990—“Amazing Joe” Burrus, an escape artist, fails to escape from an acrylic coffin after it’s covered with tons of wet cement. 1972—In Chicago, …

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Predictions of Victory, and LFOD

Saturday, October 27 — In light of the ever-increasing popularity of New Hampshire’s State Motto, we direct the reader’s attention to the item, below, from 1791: “Insurrections have broke out in Switzerland—the motto on the buttons is, ‘Live free, or die.’” Seventeen years after that item was first published, General John Stark (right) used the same phrase when writing to his comrades. We can’t say for sure whether or not General Stark first saw this phrase in our paper, but it’s entirely likely he was a subscriber. The possibility cannot be ruled out: “Live Free or Die” may be New Hampshire’s State Motto because General …

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