Do Not Thank Me for My Service
by W.D. Ehrhart For the past two decades, I’ve been patient with this ridiculous insistence by my fellow Americans on thanking me for my service. I have tried to imagine that they mean well and are sincere in their thanks, however misdirected the sentiment may be, however oblivious to reality the well-wishers may be. For two decades, whenever someone has thanked me for my service, I’ve simply said, “You’re welcome,” and let it go at that. But I have finally run out of patience. I just can’t keep my mouth shut anymore. I’m tired of their stupidity and ignorance, and the utter emptiness of their …