Tag: Volume 270 | No. 16 - The New Hampshire Gazette

Sat, May 2

2011—After outliving the Administration of G.W.[MD] Bush, Osama bin Laden is whacked by its successor. 2006—With stereotypical inefficiency, state workers in Lucasville, Ohio jab Joseph Clark 19 times over 86 minutes to kill him by lethal injection[s]. 2003—Richard Perle gloats his Iraq War is over, “without the quagmire [his critics had correctly] predicted.” 1972—Proving that only the good die young, J. Edgar Hoover croaks at 77. 1971—John Dean revokes a permit and tells 40,000 protesters to leave D.C. Some do, but many reply, “If the government won’t shut down the war, we’ll shut down the government.” 1967—Gov. Reagan says “There is absolutely no reason why…a …

Fri, May 1

2022—The Union Leader reports that its late publisher, arch-conservative William Loeb, had sexually molested his daughter and his step-daughter. 1999—The New Hampshire Gazette resumes regular (fortnightly) publication in Portsmouth. 1989—“Bill” Gardner, Secretary of State for Life, assigns rights to the trade name New Hampshire Gazette to a collateral descendant of the founder. 1975—Tom Polgar sends CIA’s last cable from Saigon: “…we have lost.…Let us hope…that we have learned our lesson. Saigon signing off.” 1960—Gary Powers’ U-2 is hit by a missile, but he doesn’t hit the eject button. The plane’s crew had tipped him off: it was rigged to destroy him along with the plane. …

Thurs, April 30

2011—The Department of Defense adopts CONPLAN 8888-11 “Counter-Zombie Dominance”. 1993—The first website goes online. 1981—Vatican police collar Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci, for impersonating a priest. 1977—The Clamshell Alliance assembles at Seabrook to fight the nuke. 1975—The Commies take Saigon. 1973—Rabid Nixon supporter Rev. Sun Myung Moon gets a green card. 1973—Announcing their resignations, Richard Nixon calls felons-to-be John D. Ehrlichman and H.R. Haldeman “two of the finest public servants I have ever known.” 1971—Medal of Honor recipient Dwight H. Johnson is shot to death while robbing a Detroit grocery store. 1956—Former Vice President Alben Barkley concludes his keynote speech to the Washington and …

Wed, April 29

2014—Despite nine tries, Okla. prison officials miss Clayton Lockett’s veins; the poison goes into muscle. Without enough left to kill, they discuss options as he writhes. He ends their debate by dying of a heart attack. 2004—The Commission “investigating” 9/11 allows George W.[MD] Bush and Dick “Dick” Cheney to “testify” without taking an oath. 1992—A mostly-white jury in Simi Valley finds L.A. police not guilty of assaulting Rodney King. Soldiers and Marines end the rioting six days later. 1975—Twenty-five helicopters worth $10 million are shoved off USS Midway so SVAF Maj. Buang-Ly can land a Cessna he stole to save his family. On land, Marines …

Tues, April 28

2011—During a speech in Las Vegas, Donald Trump drops about seven f-bombs, promising to tell the Chinese, “listen you mother______s, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.” 2006—Rush Limbaugh’s lawyers announce that their fine work will keep their dope-addled client out of prison. 2004—The SEC says banks can risk more money and keep less on hand. 2004—Frank Lautenberg [D-N.J.] says on the floor of the Senate, “We know who the chickenhawks are. They talk tough on national defense and military issues…but when it was their turn to serve, they were AWOL.” 1988—Aloha Airlines 737 develops a 20 foot hole in its fuselage; stewardess Clarabelle Lansing …

Mon, April 27

2017—“This is more work than my previous life,” whines Dolt #45. “I thought it would be easier.” 2016—Ex-Speaker John Boehner: “I never worked with a more miserable son-of-a-bitch in my life” than Ted Cruz—“Lucifer in the flesh.” 2011—On the worst day of the largest tornado outbreak in history, 324 people are killed from Texas to Ontario. 2009—Sen. Dick Durbin calls banks “the most powerful lobby on Capitol Hill… they frankly own the place.” 1994—In South Africa, ex-prisoner Nelson Mandela is elected President. 1981—Nine men board a boat in New Orleans with guns and a Nazi flag. Headed to 99% black Dominica to create a white …