Friday, January 22, 2010 — Well now: Scott Brown is about to take the Senate seat once held by Teddy Kennedy and the Supreme Court has un-muzzled those “legal persons” formerly known as corporations, even as human persons of the homosexual persuasion are being deprived of their legal rights.
Interesting times. Just to stay in step, we’ll post this phone message we received a few months ago from a dissatisfied reader. It’s followed by our transcription, but we recommend listening, too. Otherwise you’ll miss the full flavor.
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Yea I’ll talk to the machine after the beep.
Listen you liberal scumbag, you anti-American, pot-smokin’, Volvo-drivin’, [?] tree-huggin’ son of a bitches that are wrecking our patriotic America: we ought to kick your wussy ass.
Stop your global whining.
Shame on all of you.
Shame on all of you Commies and supporting advertisers.
How you can even cease to exist is beyond my imagination.
Thank God we don’t have your paper up here in my town.
Thank God I don’t live in your town.
Thank God your paper isn’t representative of the U.S. as a whole.
Whoever that was, thanks for calling. If you should happen to find this, maybe you could help us with that part we couldn’t transcribe. You have the number.
LOL. I had a convo like this once. Didnt work out as planned. But worth the shot. Thanks for sharing.