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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 — Here we offer further proof — as if any were needed — of Dwight D. Eisenhower’s telling observation, “[t]hings are more like they are now than they ever were before.” 2002—“War is not my first choice,” lies George W. Bush, “it’s my last choice.” 2000—The American people vote for a president. They get George W. Bush, instead. 1972—Richard Nixon kicks George McGovern’s ass. 1962—Richard Nixon, tells the press they won’t have him to kick around any more. (He lies.) 1940—The crew of the San Demetrio reboard their blazing tanker and put out the fire. Nine days later they reach Ireland. …

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 — We’ve now established a category for these Page Sixteen posts, and, in the process, re-written their headlines. We do hope that isn’t a violation of netiquette. 1984—It’s mourning in America as Ronald Reagan defeats Walter Mondale. 1977—A dam owned and modified by the Toccoa Falls Bible Institute in Georgia fails, and kills 39 people. 1975—The Sex Pistols perform in public for the first time. 1971—The Atomic Energy Commission explodes a 5-megaton H-bomb—the largest ever exploded in the U.S.—one mile below Amchitka Island in Alaska, about 87 miles from a Soviet naval base in Siberia. 1963—Laura Welch—later Bush—runs a stop sign …

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Monday, November 5, 2007—We skipped posting for a couple of days because we feared our slacker credentials might otherwise tarnish. 2004—A Franklin Co. (OH) official reports that Pres. Bush’s 3,893 vote total in one district is erroneous—only 638 ballots were cast. 1994—File under “Non-News:” Ronald Reagan announces he has Alzheimer’s. 1949—Deranged WW II vet Howard Unruh shoots and kills 12 in Camden, NJ. 1940—The crew of the flaming tanker San Demetrio, set ablaze by shells from the Admiral Scheer, abandons ship. 1930—Told over the phone by a Swedish newspaper reporter that he’s won the Nobel Prize, Sinclair Lewis, thinking it’s a hoax, imitates the man’s …

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Friday, November 2, 2007 — You see what we have to live with around here: weird alien serpent creatures, zombies, &c., &c. Is it any wonder we like to revisit the past, and see what happened on this day in history? 2004—Warren Co. (OH) officials count votes behind locked doors because of an alleged “terrorist threat.” 2002—“We know he [Saddam Hussein] has chemical weapons,” says George W. Bush. 1983—Soviet intelligence services, already convinced that the U.S. is planning a pre-emptive nuclear strike under cover of a training exercise, detect NATO’s Able Archer 83—just such an exercise—and conclude that a nuclear strike is imminent. 1972—The Seafarer’s …

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Thursday, November 1, 2007 —Portsmouth’s Halloween Parade just keeps getting better. Here, Parade Grand Marshal Donald Trumpet, accompanied by his gold-plated Trophy Wife, is preceded by two of his Yes Men. We’d say more but the paper is due at the printer’s. Here are a few notable items from November 1’s gone by: 2004—Voting machines are delivered to polling places in Franklin Co., OH. More go to higher-income areas than lower-income areas. 2002—“[T]hat’s what you expect here in New Hampshire,” says George W. Bush at Pease Tradeport, “somebody who tells you what’s on your mind.” 1966—Lyndon Johnson, lying, tells U.S. troops in Korea that his …

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007 —The high point of Portsmouth’s social season comes this evening, about 7:00 p.m., when an odd assortment of characters will step off from the parking lot beside the South Mill Pond, and parade through downtown. 1968—President Johnson orders a halt to bombing of North Vietnam. 1967—Calif. governor Ronald Reagan denies a “homosexual ring” is operating out of his office in Sacramento. 1963—“I can safely say,” says Gen. Paul Harkin, U.S. commander in South Vietnam, “that the end of the war is in sight.” 1964—China explodes its first A-bomb. 1951—Joseph Stalin’s corpse is removed from Lenin’s tomb. 1941—On convoy duty on the …

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