Congratulations, Rodman Philbrick!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 — This just in: Rodman Philbrick, who writes our Moving Picture reviews, has received a Newbery Honor for The Mostly True Adventures of Homer P. Figg, “a rip-roaring tale that follows Homer Figg as he sets off to find his brother in the thick of the Civil War. The Newbery Honor is quite a distinguished award. Rod, though, being the modest sort of guy he is, didn’t even mention it when he sent in his last review.

The Forty-Second Hate

Friday, January 22, 2010 — Well now: Scott Brown is about to take the Senate seat once held by Teddy Kennedy and the Supreme Court has un-muzzled those “legal persons” formerly known as corporations, even as human persons of the homosexual persuasion are being deprived of their legal rights. Interesting times. Just to stay in step, we’ll post this phone message we received a few months ago from a dissatisfied reader. It’s followed by our transcription, but we recommend listening, too. Otherwise you’ll miss the full flavor. [audio:https://www.nhgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ThankGod.mp3|titles=ThankGod] Yea I’ll talk to the machine after the beep. Listen you liberal scumbag, you anti-American, pot-smokin’, Volvo-drivin’, …

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Another Brick in the Wall

Thursday, January 21, 2010 — Congratulations, Citizen! Now that the Supreme Court has ruled in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, you and Exxon-Mobil are now equal under the law. In the following press release, The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund (CELDF) responds lucidly and appropriately to the latest outrage from the Supreme Court. Building on essential work done by the Program on Corporations, Law and Democracy (POCLAD), CELDF has been developing practical ways for communities to defend themselves against our corporate overlords. Coming on the heels of Scott Brown’s election to the Senate and the resultant likely defeat of health care reform, perhaps this …

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Important Business

Wednesday, January 13, 2010—We only brag about it because we want you to make a contribution, too. “Wikileaks has probably produced more scoops in its short life than The Washington Post has in the past 30 years.” — Rupert Wright, The National [Abu Dhabi]

Well Ahead of His Time

Friday, January 8, 2010 — In response to the general tenor of the times, and in homage to our predecessor, we re-publish a piece from our paper of October 21, 1757. In it, Daniel Fowle asks the question (we paraphrase) “Why are those who know the least, the most confident of their knowledge and wisdom?” We’re proud to say the conclusion he reaches anticipates that of scientists David Dunning and Justin Kruger by 242 years. We’re discomforted more-or-less dumbfounded to note that it also anticipated the philosopher Bertrand Russell by 175 years.

banner2Philosophical Reasons, why the most Ignorant MEN are generally most conceited.

The vanity of the human heart is the most incurable of all moral distempers. The reason is, because every man must be his own physician, and self tenderness will not permit the use of CAUSTICS, which are as necessary to the cure of such deep rooted ulcers of the mind, as of the body: In both cases much pain must be endured: but that of the mind is most intense, because of its greater sensibility. Besides, self examination is a nauseous draught, that the squeamish stomach of self conceit will not digest; and yet it is the only preparative which can purge off the ill humours of the soul, and qualify it for the reception of healing applications; or, to change the allusion, self conceit is the dropsy* of the mind, generated by ignorance, and bloated by laziness. After the purgation before hinted, nothing can cure it radically, but constant exercise in the MINES of knowledge, which, like the most precious ore, lies deepest in the recesses of nature.

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Too Ripped to Read?

Monday, December 28, 2009 — An awful lot of people seem to delight in bashing the U.S. Postal Service. We are not among them. We have generally been very pleased with the service we receive. This past fortnight, though, something seems to have gone awry. In the past two days we’ve received three e-mails from subscribers whose copies had apparently been mangled in the sorting machinery. We’d like to encourage anyone else whose paper arrived too ripped to read to let us know. Send your digital communique to editors [at] nhgazette [dot] com. We’ll send out replacements. Our thanks to Bill P. in Honolulu for …

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