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Sunday, August 26, 2018—During the 2004 Presidential campaign, Vermin Love Supreme suspended his own Presidential campaign long enough to pose as a fake reporter in order to grill the late Senator John McCain about the recently fallen Old Man of the Mountain. McCain’s answer was shocking, but not surprising. Supreme, having secured this explosive footage, took it to the only news medium he knew could trust: The New Hampshire Gazette. Inexplicably, there have still been no arrests.

Monday, January 27, 2014 — Our thanks to GraniteStateProgress.org for this exciting news: an honest man announced today that he is running for the Republican nomination for the U.S. Senate. Michael Morrill may be a Democrat from Pennsylvania, but he offers a cogent argument why those petty details should not disqualify him.

Thursday, January 17, 2013 — On Tuesday, the southern span of the new Memorial Bridge was floated into place. Our Newsreel Division was there:

Monday, July 9, 2012 — Our Newsreel Division prepared this brief reel of Portsmouth’s Welcome Home Parade for Iraq Veterans, which took place yesterday. Our cameraman was embedded with the Veterans for Peace contingent. The enthusiastic response of the audience, evident in this brief clip, was characteristic of the entire event.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012 — Portsmouth’s latest fireworks extravaganza, condensed to 112 frames, shown in 19 seconds.

Thanks to Matt Davies and Craig Gurian at Remapping Debate.