Digital Issues (PDFs)

Volume 269, No. 18

Another fortnight, another eight pages of relatively uninhibited news. Thousands of copies are now available at scores of locations throughout the watershed of the Piscataqua, New England’s gnarliest river. For optimum reading satisfaction, we recommend the newsprint version. Unfortunately, for the vast majority of humans, that option is not feasible. For the next best thing, click on this link right here and check out the .pdf.

Volume 269, No. 17

Rather than deplete our energy trying to devise clever ways to convince people to read our paper, we prefer to just put everything we have into every issue.

So, read it or don’t. We’re not going to try to talk you into it.

If you decide to go ahead, just click on this link.

Volume 269, No. 16

Did we learn, this fortnight, how to create a link so that readers could click on the image at right to download our latest issue? We did not.

What’s our excuse? We were distracted by a complaint from a Very Important Person. See Mash Notes, Hate Mail & Other correspondence for our frank exchange of views.

Here’s the link to the pdf of the whole paper.

Volume 269, No. 15; April 4, 2025

Well, we failed to learn, over the course of the fortnight, why our old method of posting digital issues no longer works. So, clicking on the image will get you nowhere. You’ll have to click here.

Is it any wonder why we love newsprint?

Volume 269, No. 14; March 21, 2025

Not to fall into the trap of being the old one complaining that the new tech keeps changing the rules or anything, but the method we’ve been using successfully for years, which allowed us to present you, dear reader, with an image to click and be immediately whisked to a .pdf of our latest paper seems determined to no longer function.

Perhaps can we blame this on DOGE. It’s screwing up everything else, faster than we can hope to track.

At right, we see an image of the front page of the paper we just published. Don’t bother clicking on it.

Instead, click on this text link.